Laura Davis

19 Year old photographer and student

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Summary of the past two days.

Last night Sarah and I had a conversation about the military and getting our wisdom teeth out. Sarah already has hers out, but I don’t. I actually have brackets on mine and will until my braces are taken off. It is not necessary that they are removed right now. Anyways, Sarah’s excuse was that the military just didn’t want us to be wise. I posted this on facebook and yes, I know it is difficult to clean them. It’s also a possibility for them to get infected and what not in the field. It was just funny and maybe it isn’t that funny now. I have a love-hate relationship with those “you had to be there” moments. As the night went on we grew tired and things always get weird during the wee hours of the night. 

I can’t sleep on my sides too long because my hips can’t handle it and unfortunately, I did just that. My only excuse was that my hips don’t lie. Soon after that, I mentioned building a cabin. I really want to build a house. I was to build a structure all on my own and I want it to be a log cabin. By the end of the night I was a wise mountain woman with hips that didn’t lie. Again, I don’t think it’s funny unless you were there.

Today, I drove Sarah to work and that was normal. The way back was far more eventful. She promised us milkshakes on our way back. Sarah got reese’s and I got mint chocolate chip. For some reason my machine wasn’t working. Come to find out, the front door wasn’t closed. I didn’t realize this at the time. I proceeded to poke the machine until something happened and finally the front snapped shut. The only thing I had to say for myself was “Bam! I can work at Sheetz now!” I can’t remember anything else tonight.

After reading through this post I realize that none of this is funny, but I’m going to post it anyways.

Best quote ever - “Just get naked, cover yourself in peanut butter, and run through town!” - Justin

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